Friday, September 12, 2014

Our first Official day

Our first official Day…
Since we had arrived during darkness the sunlight brought all sorts of new sights and allowed us to see a bit of the immensity of the whole operation. As we picked our final campsite I pointed out the necessity of at least being in sight of porta potties—trailer was only for old people and night.  Although they have many they are spread out with quite a bit of distance between the poo stations. The kids agreed after the first refusal of the trailer bathroom and they realized we were serious. It was a no no to pee or poo on the playa.

What is the Playa? Landforms

·        Sink (geography), also known as an alkali flat or sabkha, a desert basin with no outlet which periodically fills with water to form a temporary lake
·        Dry lake, commonly called a playa in the southwest US
·        Playa is the Spanish language word for beach

I will try to explain the layout somewhat…Black Rock City is set up in a circle of a clock with camping from 2 to 10. The man is considered 12 but he is also a bit in the center like where the hands of the clock would attach. On the north side of the city or between 10-2 is open playa where sculptures (Embrace and the Temple plus many many others) are displayed and art carts can drive. Art cars also drive through the city streets. The city itself is set up is kind of a half or 3/4s circle using the clock format on it’s cross streets with the alphabet as the circle roads that started with A as the inner circle and going out. We camped at 2:15 and J so were basically on the outskirts on the NE top side of the city.  I am guessing but I would say the city is at least 3-5 miles wide and the only transportation, if you aren’t lucky enough to have an art car, is bike and hoofing it.
So back to camp—Of course Kelly and friend were chomping at the bit to explore but the evil aunts made them help set up camp before anyone played. And it turned into a fine camp. As an afterthought it would have been nice to be closer in just of logistics but as the week went on we discovered there was a price to pay for conveniences, dust and noise. More about that later…
Our camp had all the comforts and we finally released the youngsters and decided to take our first step into the land of the bizarre…by bicycle. It started out well but I quickly realized my bike, although looking very cool, was about as uncomfortable as is could be. It just didn’t fit my body and had an incredibly hard and skinny seat. Stacy’s borrowed bike was a bit too short for her but at least it had shock absorbers and a cushy seat. But bikes were definitely the way to go, so after a couple of hours and lots of sights later, we headed back to camp to try to do some adjusting.
We are also now beginning to see what we were involved in. I had always thought at this age I was relatively well traveled and have seen a lot of the bizarre and creative. I have seen a punk rocker demonstration in London, I have done the largest women’s music festival for a week. When my sister lived in SF I wandered Haight Ashbury and Castro Street. I have seen bizarre. I have NEVER seen anything like this.
This city is full of all ages of people. I would say 30% of them are over 50, probably another 25% between 35-50 and the rest the under 30 crowd. And EVERYONE is showing their creativity—in their costumes, their camps, and art cars. So much creative talent, money and energy had been spent to create their playa persona. Everyone can dress or be anything they want to be—it’s all performance art. The costumes have been from nothing at all, then maybe a bit more with pasties and a parasol, to full fur animal costumes, and everything in between. One of the oddest were two people on bicycles with one being a naked guy with some sort of an orange skintight over his privates. Or they could have just been painted orange—I didn’t look close enough to check for sure but all I could think was –that has got to hurt on a bicycle.
The bicycles themselves are a different class. Since most use them at night they are lit up like the Vegas strip and BM has the commodity on fake fur. Bicycles, art cars, camps…it’s everywhere. I could write pages but no matter what I said you would not be prepared. It’s basically indescribable. But it does renew your faith in the creative talent out there. And quite of a few participants are obviously financially successful—if the large number of luxury RV’s and incoming private airport traffic is any indication.  People from all over the world.

For us, BM has been a people watching experience. And there is no place on earth that is better for that than BM. Much of it has been from the comfort of our trailer…Since Wed the weather has warmed and the last couple of days the wind has become a big issue. But we had excellent seats to watch a bunch of BRC rangers follow a screaming naked guy around outside our camp area for over an hour. It was really HOT and it was probably a combination of bad drugs and heat stroke but they were really nice. Just tried to corral him and kept offering water which he refused. Finally they had to take him down and put ice on him and eventually the real rangers were called and an ambulance showed up to take him away so that was probably the end of that guy’s burn. But we were impressed how long they just tried to talk to the guy. The funny thing was that a flamboyant lady on an orca whale bicycle rode up to the group. Before we knew it she was getting her medic shirt out of her big sparkly bag and it brought home what they said in the literature—undercovers are EVERYWHERE! And this has got to be a huge revenue for the law enforcement in Nevada. But I guess it’s the only smart way of doing it. No doubt there is a whole lot of drugs and alcohol consumed here. 

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